The episodes of a drinker

When you are an 'occasional' drinker like i, occasional in quote being considering the stay at home cannot be a DDO (Daily Drinking Officer) for the money constraints. How do you afford to be one and unga price is KSh 152?! me wonder, but anyway i know some can afford it by the nature of their work. What of that guy in a government office who's paid a bribe of 2000/= for every certificate or so that he puts a signature on. This is so out of his monthly income and the service is supposed to be free for Kenyans but being the cultural practice of many being either in government sector or private, its the norm. The private can be heard crying out loud at times of how corruption is in the government but they themselves are just a replica, talk of money changing hands for employment or if not, your body is the substitute, to gain tenders from the same government, money changes hands to gain an edge of competition and many other forms you can name, but we are trying, arent we?/

 I cannot be any exception because in many an instance we have seen this take place under our noses but turn a blind eye, in instances its our own folks that have done it on our behalf and we know it, talk of going to get an identity card , admission to a school, criminal cover up and such. So a great party can  maybe shorttermly afford the lifestyle of the rich, for sure it is shortterm for the easy come easily goes.

Now onto the occasional episodes of a drunk, by the way no episode is bigger than another for they always compliment each other, camouflage or overshadow a previous. I dont know whether to start with a current one  or the major major that i can recall some i dont  feel so proud of but can just be said by wakathangos.

It was during campus days when, remember Chris of "how it all began" post? chris was this campus roommate whom was and is still my boy, on one of such drinking days we got to go uptown on a Saturday and unlock there for the previous day we had done too much of local and were not lucky either of different persons of out and infact his pm then and mine now had spoilt the party and appeared only to want to spend the night indoors.

By saturday afternoon he had managed to convince his to go home or more by the fact that she lived home whereas mine who stayed in a nearby "nun" hostel that has been known to produce people of out that are of the contrary, i guess this is where Wanjohi used to bring chicken in exchange of "muclimbano"?. I had always caused issues with the pm if she continues to live there and get influenced by many a girls, she can as well forget me. I tell its like a girls high school, even now as i came to learn over the weekend. In that hostel its not a wonder that trappers of sabina joy and Koinange and the like cum students live there, we actually witnessed this on one boyz night escapade episode with Chris Timo and others.

So for my "hate" in quotes of the  lets call it "nuns hub" and also for the pm's idea of 'kuniweka bumpa' for she's intelligent enough or was experienced enough to know what takes place in a boys night out might leave her in the cold as you'll discover that she had just as much right to keep me bampa. On this day she refused to go back to 'nuns hub' and said she has to come along, ofcourse reminded me that the last time i left her in our crib (me and chris) i came back all swollen and wasted ,In the name of making sure i'd be safe on this particular night , (probably also another episode i should narrate). so she made sure she had Chris on her side, to accompany us.

Why and how pms do this?, they'll in most instances want to be close to your best buddy and if they succeed to be you are more likely to feel insecure about this, secrets are and do get exposed. In other instances it ends up into 'something' between the two in many a relationships. The pm will want to be getting updates on what you did when she was not around(evem before you knew her), and you know we all have a character trait of verbal diarrhoeaing no matter how we deny. So a boy's girlfriend will pretensiously befriend you to get to know the boyfriend better, but in most instances dudes have taken the opportunity and confused the girl and lay her in claim that thats what her boyfriend does when they go out or when she's not there, like one was told,"achana na huyo ako juu ya mwingine sai, so lets tit for tat".

In other instances it has worked and thats how many a persons of out end up being a cycle girlfriend from one friend to another. Back to the episode , i gave in and said why not, we could go if at all she 'll ensure that a supply of some of my beers will come from her. We hit town small small, later It was in this "psyz' of promiscuity that i met "the guru" this is another character that has no respect of people of out in bars and he knows they are there for free beer and a lay by other men whether they are married like him or accompanied he can do anything to snatch your yellow yellow, he'll even start stories of how you had an orgy together and make your person uncomfortable or mad and later approach.

So in this psyz i tell you is where promiscous person like guru like to meet the equally good persons of out. We sat in a round table Chris Guru and the pm and nearby sat a group of three persons whom one had a tremendous behind that kept me salivating. say it more driven by my two hungry companions(read peer). Chris was already venturing elsewhere, that would later land him in troubles. actually he had approached a person but later saw another that looked like sun and ditched the previous. On seeing this the other removed her shoe and went to where he was borrowing in a corner and with the heel attacked him shouting," huyu ndiye umeona mzuri kunishinda??eeeh/!"this left him with a swollen node on his armpit as he was blocking the blows.

Truelly whomever named that joint psyz must have known alot of psychoz will frequent there too. on top of not lacking someone to close you 'll not lack an incidence of the sort either of yellow yellow snatching, i say yellow yellow because in most instances they are the dumbest and causes of such. In the meantime as the beer which the pm kept constant supply as agreed took toll and also punishment for dragging herself along on a boyz out, i was getting lessons from the guru. Actually i had met this guy at our local campus joint where he was a frequenter to rokota campus girls and take them to his hood and marital bed. He had chased the wife and kids inorder to have a better escapade and not use money for lodging.

As always he was looking for his takeaway and definately peer pressure was taking toll on me. the person with the great thutha was obviously aware of my eye watching and was doing it so seductively nearby. With my beer and the devil within i approached quite clear of the presence of the pm, but why is it that when you are accompanied you'll see others that look more better than who you are with and are  too willing but when alone you will definately get a shrug or a snob here and there from whomever you are targeting.

The pm was previously used to this behaviour and no cause of alarm for being a good dancer i always liked the challenge of a better dancer on the floor and would always go for a contest with the person of out, but mostly it was accompanied by muclimbano thought but pm took it innocent and so it was on many an occasion that we had gone out dancing apart from this. This is an exercise that after becoming the official pm has since stopped, for now i know better 'they never forget your behaviour in bars' and that's why she'll cause issues whenever you sleep out for she 'll definately know you were with 'the competition'. This' what i alluded earlier in 'beneath the sun' post, that when you court someone for a long time that you intend to get serious with you give her room for insecurities in the future by your previous behaviour, so its better to avoid for again they never forget.

The bonding grew with the person and we kissed small small maybe small because the pm now came and pulled me away. I pretended we were actually leaving and i was only pecking the person goodbye and so we went out of the club. On reaching out i remembered what i was leaving behind to be with the 'unlimited' and ofcourse she was already too willing by the manner of mumumunyo i received, i pretended i was going back for my forgoten jacket to which pm was holding and went back and kissed some more, this time i got a violent pull again and the beer dissolved and i knew trouble i hadn't bargained for will arise. By this time things were happening very fast and Chris from his ordeal and guru too was not getting lucky either we decide to leave to another venue. I left my person of thutha with number, to 'fight ' another day.

i guess i'll dedicate a post to respond to queries i often get like," Are you sure you did not accidentally find yourself in that domestic relationship?" I only respond, "we are from far!". I'll tell you of how i convinced her to leave 'nuns hub' after that and move in not necessarily illegal immigration. But this most motivated by the unlimited accessibility for many a times while drunk i'd call her to leave nuns hub very late at night to join me whenever i was not 'lucky' to which was impossible. Last weekend i was at a neighbour's house for another drink episode and i ended up sleeping on the sofa all night only to be awoken in the mornng by calls, i get my stuff and move to where i had found greener pasture. My first thought was, i wish i'd slept on someone rather than the sofa so that the insinuation would be for a course?!! I chose to tell more on the 'psyz' episode for it has been the haunting of the insecurities the pm habors. keep here for more.