The confidence in married men

If there're people who have convincing power over our women folk its the married men thats why there's a great rise in mpango wa kandos and generally promiscuity and infidelity. The married man knows what these women want to hear, what buttons to touch and what way to impress and this will always give them an edge. Look around and see who you lost your favourite crush to, "the married man"!

These are  the 'collectors' in campuses some of whom have very stable families and loving wives with all the qualities of a wife like wakathangos but they'll do so just for the thrill of it, ego massage ,adventure and measuring devil of the younger novices. They understand that atimes all these women want is fun which they hardly got the financial muscle to foot (yah all collectors must be financially stable), they'll enjoy your 'kwaria wana' (kiddish talk) and laugh at useless jokes so long as there's alcohol on the table and small small bites. The next thing they want a bite of your josto that you 've been laying down its cv for on the table earlier and definately after the non-ending rounds have taken toll on them.

The other day i went for a reunion with my fellow hi skul buddies that are majorly bachelors, some of them came with their tugirlfriends who by the look of things looked like those that walk with pantie on head when a better competitor presents himself. By being wakathangos i was particularly hyper on this day and i'd get a vibe out of anything mpaka my boys were astonished until one had to ask me, "man what are you using nowadays ? umefunguka sana!?" but i tell them , "i dont drink to talk , i talk to drink and eat, even somebody".

This sure for the fact that i was  a very shy little dude back then, though am still alil shy on certain environmentst (not unless am under something) but much has improved on the physical and the vibe either ni maji ilizidi unga or viceversa! i remember a teacher commenting, "you used to be a very small boy?" and i replied, "yeah back then when i used to fail in simple thing like socializing subjects(read S.E.E).

So as hyper as i am, am able to have my carefree attitude on (express what i feel) despite intimidating environments and conservative crowds. The fact that i contributed nothing to the entire trip and gifts rather it was even my boy Saiga that had suggested i accompany him in his brand new freelander that was majorly meant to impress and sure it did for the majority of colleagues seemed the struggling young career beginners and junior officers at the work place. The tycoon even had the only exclusive privilege to be asked, "What do you do?" by an equally intimidated teacher who taught us Chemistry which we now applying hard in mixing and taking our liqours and alcohols amidst other chemicals majorly meant to make life fun and shyless!

So i would pull a vibe here and there with the few (poor ratio) girls and sure one got too impressed despite being someone's somebody even offered to take off her given t-shirt labelled "homecoming" to me for i wasn't counted there for having done zero contribution. I took it whole heartedly so that i'd go and show the PM so she doesn't read any mischief as she always does.. The relation got quite cosy that if at all there would be an alcohol combination i would have landed afew brows from the insecure owner who wouldnt take it too kindly his person getting snatched.

Now onto the alcohol part, later we landed with Saiga and the visa Dj whom we had also travelled with in the nearby town to down and sample. There another dude who's a born and bred and we were with in the reunion came with a kayellow yellow to our table, as ever the 3rd PILSNER was already taking toll(these up country beers are well cooked)  probably they raised the previous day alcohol, and so i started vibing majorly throwing kidding and fake compliments here and there and telling her i want to keep someone though am married (i never hide this) infact it brings them even more closer. I guess no body wants that that hasnt been loved and they also have a stereotype that we married dont have many shagmates..

The confidence in wakathangos even made the woman want to remain on table as the dude proceeded home despite the convincing he had done , but unluckily for her /them dont realise some thing called a spar of the moment or no string attached. That reminds me of a hairdresser whom i vibe as she works on me saying," haki siwezi ishi bila yeye nitajiua!" after the 'he' had called it quits. Despite the one being talked about being married with children. They remain from mars these persons of out.