wakathango it is!

My name is wakathangos, a name originally given to the pm in my kitchen cabinet, for leaving small tungothas(underwears) in my house after the all too familiar sukumawiki periods(weekend dates).  so after the completion of the illegal immigration , you know how they move in small small , after the tuthangos later the sufurias follow because chances are high you dont cook at yours or the little sufuria you had is already too smelly with mikuri (ugali remains) and no longer safe for human use.this is where they now come in with new sufurias and entice you with their cooking and before you know it you have been caught by devil to comply with the illegal immigration and expectant. you know after that the zegz is unlimited and  the stomach comes like uthuri(fart) yaani immmediately. so after that you realize you are already someone's husband by common law and is liable to inherit your old greatwall after separation if it ever occurs. thats how i find myself adopting the name wakathangos for it is said when two come together they become one.this is a diary of a young man caught up in family life and at the same time wants to enjoy life whereas society expects him to behave like a 50 year old tired family man just because he has domesticated someone plus day to day conflicts with the pm over some weird phone calls definately from other people of out, marara nja(night runnings),smses and domestic budgets.